December 27, 2010

I Will Accept This Awkward Car Hug BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

The taut seatbelt straps that get in the way, the discomfort of twisting your torso around, the strain as you reach to give it: awkward car hugs are the pits. Sure, I'll accept one from him because what am I gonna do, make him get out of the car and give me a proper hug like a good citizen? No, I'll accept the car hug, but man, I wish I could operate in a car hug-free society.  

Shlooby Kitten knows what I'm talking about. Shlooby Kitten always knows.


Anonymous said...

I get around those by joking about why I am not inviting him in. That move sorts the wheat from the chaff.

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