January 12, 2011

I Love Love Love Communicating With Just Our Eyes From Across The Room

One of my favorite things about dating a guy is the ability to communicate entire conversations with just our eyeballs while we're out. Based on the way he looks at me, I can tell if he's having a good time, if he thinks the person next to me is a doofus, if he thinks the person next to him is an idiot, and if he's ready to leave the party or not.

With just my eyeballs, I can tell him if I think the person I'm talking to is boring, if I want him to get me another beer while he's on the way to the kitchen, and if my favorite song has just come on over the stereo. We're more in sync than Joey Fatone and JC Chavez!

Conversely, I can deduce pretty quickly if a guy isn't right for me based on these eyeball conversations. If he doesn't pick up on my non-verbal cues then we clearly aren't a good fit. It's a quick way to weed out the duds. You don't need perfect vision to see that.


Anonymous said...

What the what?! How do you continually do this?! It's like you're somehow privy to a whole mess of my conversations and thoughts. You're seriously gonna make me start checking my closets and trunk and under my bed and shiz. I'm thoroughly amused by this uncanny, um, situation. It's like that.

Anyway, this is one of my favorite thangs I can do with chix who are worth their salt. I can only do it with about 5 of my bro's and they're all cats I grew up with and did detention with and junk. But yeah, it's like magik when it happens with chix.

Mallory P. said...

Totally did this the other evening. And then to switch it up, I flipped him the bird. I like to keep them on their toes.

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