January 11, 2011

Pickup Line All-Stars: "Wanna Go Back To My Place And Listen To Some Records?"

This is probably my favorite pickup line of all time. It's a classic! Guys have been tossing it out for decades and they should because it works. It gets results. You wanna lose weight? Eat right and exercise. You wanna seal the deal? Talk about playing me records once this bar closes for the night.

After running some numbers, I've determined that this pick-up line has a good chance of working on me, depending on the following factors:
  • If I don't have any solid work or family commitments the next day
  • If I'm fairly attracted to him
  • If I'm not having my period
If I have nowhere to be the next day and I'm into him and I'm not riding the crimson wave, I will most likely go back to his house under the guise of record playing/ record listening. And, if he mentions that he as beers at his place and I still wanna keep my buzz going, his chances pretty much double. SCIENCE!


Rarian Rakista said...

As a male what works is, "Do you want to come back to my house an d play video games", FYI.

Anonymous said...

I'd go for "Want to come back to my place and watch VH1 Classic?"

Anonymous said...

My dad used this on my mom the night they met. He had just gotten Blood on the Tracks. THE REST IS HISTORY.

Anna said...

Guys, my Mom just told me that my Dad used a variation of this line on her on their first date. He said, "Wanna go back to my house and hear my new stereo?" She TURNED HIM DOWN, but they were married a few weeks later.

So, the line did work on her but it just took a while for it to be effective. Go, Dad!

joel said...

ha! I have never used it, but some girl once asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and listen to some led zep. I said no. Classic move. I didnt get what was on the table. just not the biggest led zep fan. weird, I know.

Anonymous said...

Hell to the yeah. Rekkits be some potent panty peeler. If the needle drops on Jane Birkin, it's on; like Sex Panther, 60% of the time it works every time. And if she don't dig Jane Birkin, the door is over there and she can get to steppin'.

Anonymous said...

No to a girl offering Zepp-e-lin?! Dude, wtf?

Anonymous said...

I heard side 1 of Zeppelin 4 is whats up <,<

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