March 29, 2011
I can't believe he picked those jeans out, tried them on, looked at himself in the dressing room mirror, nodded in approval and bought them. He looks like he sat on the Vegas strip and it morphed onto his body. I mean, does he know that his butt looks like Liberace JO'ed on denim?
If I'm being honest, I have to say that given the choice of a flashy tush and a less flashy tush, I'd prefer a less flashy tush. There's no need for so much embroidery on a man's garment. I don't even want to notice any pockets on his jeans! Who needs to call that much attention to their ass anyway? Let me discover how amazing it is; build up some buzz like an indie movie or a band that only has a 7'' out. Let me discover it; at least give me that. Please, just go for plain pockets, people. This is horrible.