March 8, 2011

Cheat Sheet: Wanna Know What To Wear On Our First Date?

Copy EVERYTHING about Ryan Adam's look in this clip. Everything, down to the Converse sneakers. You want me to squeeze your thigh under the table while we wait for our dessert? Want me to text my friends gushy updates while you leave to take a leak? Dress like you're running five minutes late to your first day TA'ing a film theory class at an Ivy League university. As Mr. Sheen would say, "Duh!" It's so easy. Really.



[Previously: Tip Our Hats: Guys That Listen To Ryan Adams]

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

wearing this ridiculous get up would result in:

a) a sudden loss of most or all friends

b) my dad kicking my ass

Anna said...

NO! You're kidding, right?

acadivaisha said...

I agree 100% with this post. However, if you are a woman. Do *NOT* dress like it is your first day of TAing classes at an Ivy League school. This will result in you looking like the lovechild of an REI and a Gap mannequin from 1990.

A Commuter said...

are you for real? on-purpose bad hair, eleven thousand layers and obviously fake glasses? pass.

Anna said...

Hey, no worries. That just means MORE GUYS DRESSED LIKE THIS FOR ME! I'll gladly snap 'em up.

Anna said...

A Commuter, what would your dream date dress like? Now I'm curious what would blow your hair back.

Amanda said...

Totally agreed. If a dude showed up dressed like that, I'd have to restrain myself from jumping him immediately.

Anna said...

I'd grab his Gonzo in a hot minute!

Alisa said...

100% agreed. Adorkable.

Helen said...

Eh, I'm not loving the wash of those jeans or how long that button down is since he chose not to tuck it in fully. I personally enjoy Ed Westwick's choices most of the time, he normally does really well with color and pattern, or Kings of Leon.

Anonymous said...

Aw, Corey Haim from "Lucas" is all growned up.

Anonymous said...

i dress like that most of the time. no glasses, but the sweater, shirt, jacket combo with chucks...hell yeah.

Anonymous said...

I used to gravitate toward this type-of-dressed guy until I came to understand through object lessons that every single person who dons this get-up is a complete and total dickwad. Now when I see it I wince with ptsd repulsion.

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