March 18, 2011

Shmitten Kitten's March Madness: What's The Worst Bonerkiller OF ALL TIME! Round Two

Yesterday, we asked you guys to vote on the worst bonerkiller OF ALL TIME! I tossed on a lab coat, pulled my hair into a ponytail, then lit a Bunsen burner as I analyzed the data from hundreds of votes. Having crunched the numbers, I present you with your top 8:

* Guys with long fingernails vs. Philosophers

* Guys who text the letters "c", "r" and "u" instead of the whole word vs. Loud chewers

* Heavy smokers vs. Guys who pressure you do a shot even though you're not in the mood

* Guys who have limp, clammy handshakes vs. Guys with a soul patch



Check back on Monday for round three. This is gettin' good! Any predictions of who you think will win? Leave 'em in the comments. Personally, I hope that Guys with long fingernails sweeps it.

7 comments:

Jonesy said...

The soul patch vs. clammy handshake is a doozy. I cannot STAND either of those things.

Karen said...

Heavy smokers v. pressuring you to take a shot... I can't decide.... ultimately heavy smokers, I think...

Ashley said...

Ugh... I love the soul patch.... I hope it loses soon. ):

I hope limp clammy handshakes gets it.

Lauren said...

guys with long fingernails...soulpatches..smokers, and the shots when i'm not in the mood.

samanthaleone said...

loud chewers of any gender should be banned from eating. Gross.

Andrea said...

I think it will ultimately come down to the long fingernails vs. the soul patch. EW.

haider said...

i dont understand how clammy handshakes wont ride this out swimmingly

if their hands are warm and clammy, what does that say about other part of the body?

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