April 13, 2011

Dude, I Totally Just Saw A Picture of Your Girl When You Whipped Out Your Phone Trying To Get My Number

This is amateur hour nonsense. Sure, he'll notice his mistake and try to quickly unlock the phone to pull up the homescreen, but the damage had been done. I don't have to be Encyclopedia Brown to figure out that he's seeing someone else.

I didn't even have to say anything, I just shot him a look like, "Ugh. Are you serious with this shit? I totally saw that girl on your phone, bud."

And, he knew I saw because he got all squirelly and mumbled, "Uh, don't worry about that. So, what's your number?"

I was on the fence about giving him my number in the first place, but now with this silly sleazy screensaver slip-up, it's totally out of the question. Next!


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