this Saturday, April 30th at the Piazza for the Cupcake Smash. Yes, I will be one-third of a panel to decide which cupcake gets added to PYT's menu. So much power! So much authority! I'm already practicing my evil laugh.
You're probably wondering what qualifies me to be a celebrity judge. Don't worry, I wondered too. But then I thought about it and I've eaten cupcakes my whole life. And, I've had opinions about the cupcakes I've eaten so there's that. I'm totally qualified for this!
With that out of the way, I then wondered if I'm the Paula Adbul or the Randy Jackson in this panel of judges. I like calling things "pitchy" so maybe I'm the Randy? I can't imagine I'm the Simon. I'd have to be mean and wear a V-neck t-shirt. I was planning on wearing a dress.
Well, I guess that makes me the Paula? I'll have to practice slurring my words then. I'll also have to pick a fight with another judge if he's too harsh on a contestant. And cry a lot. Yeah, I can do that. Ok, I'll be the Paula. Shit, now I gotta get prescription pills and a small, yappy dog. Hold on. I gotta make a few phone calls.
This is a great event and all the proceeds will go to Philabundance, a terrific cause.
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