May 8, 2011
I know it can be hard to be social in a house full of people that you may not know, but that's why there are cases of beer in the fridge and sticky bottles of liquor on the kitchen counter. Do they like pretending they're at the DMV on their free time? Did they come here to catch up on Cat Fancy or to get a buzz on while talking to a semi-hot chick outside on the patio? C'mon, get your head in the game!
This is a house party, not my dentist's waiting room. Can't these guys at least make an effort here? Put the reading material down and ask if I need a refill on my jungle juice or something for crying out loud.