He never answers his phone. When he finally gets around to returning my call, 9 times out of ten, he'll he call me from somewhere loud so I can barely hear him. His battery is always dying and he doesn't ever say goodbye, he just hangs up. It takes, like, .04 seconds to say goodbye like a civilized person but he never does. He just ends it so I'm left saying, "Goodbye" like a moron until I look at my phone and realize that he's already hung up.
I'm telling you; he's a TOTAL DICK on the phone! I wonder why.