|Really, please don't.|
- "He's newly divorced and, just between us, totally impotent, but he has a great personality."
- "He's on a raw diet, you know where he doesn't eat cooked food. Sure, he brings his own food everywhere he goes, but he has a cool dog!"
- "He makes his own moonshine in his bathtub. How cool is that?"
- "You like music, right? Well, he loves that '80s band the Bangles. He's like a superfan. He owns all their stuff."
I guess, if you like that bath salt abuser look. Yuck. Put your cell phones away, ladies. This guy isn't cute and I'm not interested.