May 10, 2011
Not to get all Jesus Quintana about it, but Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty hot for an eight year-old. I wish I could invent a time machine and have him be my first boyfriend. Although, I'd have to be his age so I guess I'd also have to reverse the aging process too, which sounds like a lot of fucking work. Look at that spiky hair! Look at those glasses! I'm dying. All I'm saying is that if I was eight years-old at the same time that he was eight years-old, I'd share a box of animal crackers and a Capri Sun and with him in a heartbeat.