May 10, 2011

Warning: This Post Is Borderline Creepy So Don't Say I Didn't Warn You


Not to get all Jesus Quintana about it, but Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty hot for an eight year-old. I wish I could invent a time machine and have him be my first boyfriend. Although, I'd have to be his age so I guess I'd also have to reverse the aging process too, which sounds like a lot of fucking work. Look at that spiky hair! Look at those glasses! I'm dying. All I'm saying is that if I was eight years-old at the same time that he was eight years-old, I'd share a box of animal crackers and a Capri Sun and with him in a heartbeat.

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6 comments:

eponymoushipster said...

yep, you hit it on the head. super creepy.

Blue Light J said...

I used to date a girl who looked just like a grown-up Khaila Locke...

Blue Light J said...

By the way, just to make this a little more creepy, Khaila Locke is TOTALLY easy to find on the Facebook.

Anonymous said...

if that picture was labeled "Rick Moranis" i'd totally believe it.

Anna said...

HA!

biotsavart said...

He looks like Minkus on the early seasons of Boy Meets World!

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