I scratched at a mosquito bite when I was sleeping so I have a scab on my thigh. I ran into my bed and bruised my ankle. I knocked my knee getting out of my car. It's physically impossible to keep my legs looking pristine!
The worst is when I'm out with a guy and I catch him eying my scrapes. I'll quickly re-cross my legs so he won't see my scabs which is weird. Every other part of my body can deal with being exposed to sunlight except my legs. It's like they're bruise magnets. He probably thinks I'm into roller derby or ladies' wrestling or getting into heated brawls with feral cats, but the truth is that I'm just a clumsy motherfucker with some jacked up gams. Sorry!