June 27, 2011

Wait, He's Telling People That He Dumped ME!?!

I can assure that was NOT the case. Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. You know what? Let him tell his friends that he dumped me. Sure, I'll give him that gift. I'll let him think that. What am I gonna do, print out the dozens of texts where he begged me to take him back and post them around town? What a dork. What nerve. Where is the waitress? I want her to make mine a double. Hoooooooo, boy. He dumped me, that's what he's saying? Ha! Well, that's just rich.


Anonymous said...

I've had the opposite where he said that I dumped him but it was the other way around. He lied to get sympathy from his friends, lol.

selvania said...

Haha! I've had an ex (that I now friends with), joke to another friend about "Why we didn't work out." I tried, at that moment, to resist exploding in laughter when he did so, seeing as "why we didn't work out" had a bit more to do with how he had a bad habit of chasing after every half decent woman we came across--in front of me. But hey, whatever makes him feel better.

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