July 11, 2011

I Now Present You With The Official Shmitten Kitten Bad Date Bingo Card

Next time you have a crummy date, refer to this card. Let me know if you get Bingo because, hey, even if you weren't able to score on your date, you could still be a winner.


19 comments:

Mallory said...

BINGO!

Justin said...

Is it really atrocious if I don't dance?!

Timothy said...

If you friends don't dance then they're no friends of mine!

Anonymous said...

I don't think that bad dancing is as bad as the other things mentioned here.

Rachel said...

Yeah but I don't want you sulking in the corner when you could be cuttin' a rug with the rest of us. That's an issue. And a sign.

Anonymous said...

We are all adults here, most of us are bad dancers. Just dance.

Anonymous said...

Need to add a space for: deliberately used public ladies room, had a nervous-breakdown, snuck Vodka into a Pixar movie, told stories about times he had diarrhea, and made fart jokes throughout the date... two of those were the same guy.

Anonymous said...

Andy from Parks & Rec- swoon!

Anonymous said...

Where's the bingo card for dudes?

Anonymous said...

re: Doesn't Dance

Shouldn't the image be Kim Kardashian at a Prince Concert?

For the record: I don't have cable, a phone, nor a computer (am currently @Fishtown FLP Branch). The only reality show I've seen is "Real World" back in the day. Seriously.

Also, I've never had a facebook and/or myspace account.

Shouldn't that automatically make me a winner at loser bingo?


Allan Smithee

postscript: Oops. Didn't realize it's Bad Date Bingo

Alan said...

"Complaining about hipsters" is the new "discussing the weather".

Jessica said...

Suggestions for improvement: "Took you to his place of employment to show you off" & "bought you jewelry on the first date."

Anna said...

DUDE, I totally had a guy take me to his work to show me off on our first date. I met all of his co-workers! Then, he blew off my second date so, um, yeah. Strange.

sararoxyoursox said...

I really think these shoes should replace the shiny black shoes (only because a guy I went on a date I with actually wore something similar):

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.htm

They might be awesome for running, but PLEASE don't wear them on a date. They're fugly.

Mallory P. said...

What if the bingo player is guilty of enough of these to warrant a bingo? I can see at least 4 on here I know I'm responsible for. Shit.

Beccaroon said...

Whoa! @Annonymous #3... When did sneaking "vodka into a Pixar movie" become a bad thing?!

Drew said...

I would put "forgot to bring the vodka to the Pixar movie" on my bad date bingo.

P. said...

Brought me to his car to smoke (I don't smoke) then said, "Would you like to see it," while grabbing for his belt buckle...

Anonymous said...

Here's what I have to say about that: some of the things that make you a bad date to some people (maybe even most people) make you the best date for someone out there. I'm a vegan (does that count as picky eater?), don't especially like sports, talk a lot (sometimes about myself), and have some other seriously wacky aspects about me. But you know what? I'm dating someone who appreciates all that, and that's what matters.

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