I love the "'I had to pay for my own drink' - One woman's horror" line. Hilarious!
Tickle his prostate with an egg beater. Awesome.
The "I had to pay for my own drink" line is killer
Hahahaha "egg beater."
"Lose 30 lbs fast - chop off your leg!"LOL
Loved the "Egg beater" Still giggling!
It's kind of odd to be copying these verbatim, but "Sexiest sex to sex after sex" = hilarious.
AMAZING. I can't decide between "Death stalks you" and "Do cupcakes make good boyfriends." So good. So good.
"...until you're hot enough to be offended when guys appreciate it..."
"Death stalks you" is my fave.
the most ridiculous part is that none of this is off the mark. even my female friends think it's nuts.
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