August 9, 2011
He had me until I learned that he's not going to take me to wild parties. Then it all went downhill from there and I felt like he was picking a fight with me preemptively. Relax! I'm not going to get annoying, possessive, or lazy if we date, dude. Jeez. And, it's so obvious that he's talking about one specific ex-girlfriend here. He should just add. "DON'T be named Jennifer. DON'T have a yappy dog that pees on my carpet. DON'T have a bitchy mother who is going to pressure me to marry you after dating for four years." I'm onto you, Mark Hamill!
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