His top button is unbuttoned allowing a small isosceles triangle of white cotton fabric to peek out. Thank you, men, for doing this because it's freakin' hot! I'm sure that I look like a creep because my eyes automatically gravitate towards the triangle as we're talking but I don't care: I'll stare at it as I lick my lips like that triangle is a Little Pig and I'm the Big Bad Wolf about to blow his house down.
After crunching the numbers, I've determined that my interest in him automatically increases 29% if he has that patch of t-shirt showing. I wanna bury my nose in that little triangle and softly whisper Celine Dion lyrics to it. I wanna cook it a casual Italian dinner on a Tuesday night. Hell, I wanna pretend that I like Jim Jarmusch movies to impress it on our second date: THAT'S how bonkers I am about that little cotton patch. It's like if his neck/chest were wearing mascara and it's batting its eyelashes at me. I don't possess the skill set to resist that kind of charm!
See what I mean?
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The undershirt is so cute, right? |
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I am Jack's complete casual business look |
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Sure, Darlene's a ten-year-old girl, but she's rockin' it
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It's not quite a triangle up top--it's more of a parabola shape--but I'll accept it
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Boy Meets Undershirt |
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Not even close, James Hetfield |
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Eh, not really |
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Dude, not close. At all |
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Toss on an under tee, baby Gos. You're almost there! |
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I could do without the bad attitude, but we're gettin' better |
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I see it pokin' out! Uh, his t-shirt that is. |
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Oh yeah. DING DING DING! This is perfection. |
6 comments:
so true. and no undershirt has the opposite effect.
I never thought of that before but now I realize I also love it, and always did! Amazing. I'm going to notice undershirts a lot more from now on.
What about undershirts (or t-shirts worn as undershirts) in colors other than white?
Do they make such a thing? I guess they do. Sure, I'll take 'em. I have love for all sorts of undershirts! I'm like a Benetton ad that way.
i prefer a black undershirt, i guess my taste in guys has led me to believe that theres a pretty good chance there are pit stains on that white tee :(
Thank you for validating my preference for crew necks and aversion to v-necks.
Damn you for lowering my opinion of Metallica by posting the pic of Hetfield.
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