I'm immobilized on my couch in the middle of a gripping five-hour FriendZone marathon and an ad popped up on screen featuring Tom Arnold. Are you still with me here? Ok. Well, it occurred to me that Tom Arnold sorta looks like my ex which made me make the face on the right. Picture Tom Arnold in a black hoodie chomping on a slice of pizza while complaining about the Phillies and BAM! that's basically my (ex-)man. So then I thought about other dudes I've dated who've all looked like busted versions of famous people. Like, if we ever had a Lifetime movie dramatizing our relationship, I'd already know who could step in to play his role. (Naturally, my part would be played by Zooey Deschanel but she'd have to be CGI-ed to appear a foot taller and about six sizes bigger.) Thinking back, my exes have all sorta looked like:
Michael J. Fox
Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire
Milhouse from The Simpsons
So, I wanna know, what celebrity doppelgangers have you dated? Tell me in the comments!