Good news! I'm now accepting submissions for a new video segment where I give readers dating advice when I'm drunk. Have a dating problem you'd like me to slur an answer to? Are you in a dating conundrum and want my take on it while I'm the opposite of sober? Email it to me at email@example.com. I will give you my honest opinion about anything you wanna hear. I'm serious. Girl Scout's honor.
This is gonna be fun.