Do you follow me on Twitter? You should! It'll be more fun than a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I mean, if we all were little kids again. Going to Chuck E. Cheese as an adult sounds horrible. It seriously sounds like a nightmare. Could you imagine going in the ball pit now? Each ball is probably housing an entire colony of MRSA. Nevermind. I'm sorry I brought this up. Just follow me on Twitter, ok? Sorry, I just grossed myself out thinking about Chuck E. Cheese's funky balls. Oof. I need a palate cleanser. I'm gonna go think about hugging a kitten. There. Much better.