|This USED to be me!|
He's well-read and has a great vocabulary? He's probably married with a baby on the way, right? He likes Black Sabbath, keeps his car clean, and has a cool sister? What's the catch? There has to be a catch. There always is.
He probably has bad breath and snores like a mofo. Or he doesn't pay his taxes. Or he's still hung up on his ex-girlfriend who wants nothing to do with his crazy ass. Or my friend has already dated him and apparently he's terrible in bed. Or he's dating six other girls and is just pretending to be emotionally available. Or he doesn't know how to drive. Or he's racist. Or he's so set in his ways that he's totally unwilling to go anywhere or try anything new. Or he hates children. Or he hates cats. Or he hates children when they play with cats or something equally bizarre.
No guy can possibly be this wonderful. There has to be a catch! It's only a matter of time until it's revealed. I'm already bracing myself for it.
I wish I wasn't so jaded when it comes to dudes. I don't know how to become un-jaded. I wish I could look into his eyes and my first thought wouldn't be, "How and when will you disappoint me?" Any ideas about ways to cure my jadedness? I'm open to suggestions!