Why He's Hot: Lordy Whimsy can single-handedly class up a joint. Just his presence alone can turn an intimate gathering into an event. He has impeccable style, but you knew that already. When he's not documenting his adventures on his online journal, he is probably in his garden, gingerly tending to his many botanicals. We bet he has the most amazing things in his pockets. Like, magical things we didn't even know existed! We wouldn't be surprised to learn that he can communicate with animals or that he has a unicorn in a stable back at his cottage.
Why You Should Vote For Him: Because Johnny Depp is buying the film rights to his book The Affected Provincial's Companion and will play him in the film. AND, he shares a tailor with both Crispin Glover and Nick Cave. Clearly, the world is a lovelier, dandier place with him in it.