March 22, 2009

Tip Our Hats: Chubby Hipsters In Tight Jeans

Warning: the following post does not reflect the views of Shmitten Kitten as a whole. This is totally my deal.

I might be in the minority here, but I think these boys look goooood. For my birthday party this Friday, I want to have a roomful of chubby hipster-ish dudes in tight jeans. Like a pinball, I'll bounce between their bellies as I twirl around the dancefloor. If you have to suck in your stomach to zip up your Levi's, you're in like flynn. Extra credit will be awarded to those that have their keys dangling off a carabiner clipped to their belt loop. The line forms to the left, fellas.

15 comments:

Joel said...

wait, is that why I was invited/????

Anna said...

Joel, for my birthday party I want you to jump out of a cake. Are you cool with that? Pretty please with a cherry on top!

Joel said...

cherry on top of my head? maybe. just maybe. . .

Anna said...

No, you don't have to have a cherry on top of your head! I meant a cherry on top of me asking you!

Just show up, jump out of a cake, and then dance with me. You cool with that?

Joel said...

dancing. . . .I don't know, I am a wallflower, shoegazer. I don't know how to have fun. I am one of those bonerkillers that is the opposite of fun and excitement.

Anna said...

You are NOT a bonerkiller. We'll have fun. I have every confidence.

Smile.

Anna said...

ps- It's my freakin' birthday! Whatever happens will be radical.

Sarah said...

The second guy is chubby?

Anna said...

I maintain that Gerard Way does have meaty thighs. Haha. Ew.

Katie L. Thompson said...

...so are there any dudes that like chubby girls in tight pants? I even wear my keys on my belt loop.

Anna said...

Katie, I'm sure you're a stone cold fox.

k said...

Is the last guy one of the dudes from metro station? (If true, I'm ashamed that I know this)

Anna said...

It sure is! It's Mason Musso.

Me gusta mucho Musso. (say it out loud. it's really fun!)

Anna said...

Just for the record, if Mason Musso actually showed up to my birthday party, I'd be all like, "I'm coming down/ bring me up/ take it off/ LET'S JUST TOUCH!"

k said...

HA HA! "OHHHHHHHH it feels just like I'm losing controoooooooooool"

(now I'm really ashamed)

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