Warning: the following post does not reflect the views of Shmitten Kitten as a whole. This is totally my deal.
I might be in the minority here, but I think these boys look goooood. For my birthday party this Friday, I want to have a roomful of chubby hipster-ish dudes in tight jeans. Like a pinball, I'll bounce between their bellies as I twirl around the dancefloor. If you have to suck in your stomach to zip up your Levi's, you're in like flynn. Extra credit will be awarded to those that have their keys dangling off a carabiner clipped to their belt loop. The line forms to the left, fellas.