April 13, 2009

The Inventor Nerd: Ben Franklin

Why He's A Nerd: Look it up on Wikipedia if you don't know.

Why You Should Vote For Him: He is basically the original gangsta of hot Philly nerds. You know how you like scoping dudes out in the library? Yo, Franklin created the first public library. You know how you like gettin' free every weekend under the disco ball? This guy freakin' discovered electricity. That's pretty hot. We owe him for paving the way for future hot nerds everywhere. As Ali G would say, "Respek!"


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