"A significant fraction of his free time is spent browsing UFO videos online. When he's not judging the quality of flashing orb clips, he is linking friends to such lectures as Peter Rusell's "The Primacy of Conciousness" and "The Global Brain," Ernie Kovacs' "Kitchen Symphony," and David Deamer's lecture on DNA protein-sequence melodies.Why You Should Vote For Him: UFOs! Bow ties! Ice cream! Count us the fuck in.
As a professional soda jerk at The Franklin Fountain, Jeff can not only scoop your ice cream, he can also tell you the history of the ice cream in relation to our nation's founding, at the same time if you wish. (Note: While Jeff is required to wear a bow tie to work, I assure you he would wear one anyways were he not. Also it is not a clip on and that’s worth something.)"
April 13, 2009
Why He's A Nerd: This is Shmitten Kitten's Kelly Clarkson right here; Jeff is our undiscovered gem. We plucked him from a particularly persuasive reader nomination. Here is what his buddy Thomas had to say about Jeff: