April 13, 2009

The Nerd's Nerd: Jeff the Soda Jerk

Why He's A Nerd: This is Shmitten Kitten's Kelly Clarkson right here; Jeff is our undiscovered gem. We plucked him from a particularly persuasive reader nomination. Here is what his buddy Thomas had to say about Jeff:
"A significant fraction of his free time is spent browsing UFO videos online. When he's not judging the quality of flashing orb clips, he is linking friends to such lectures as Peter Rusell's "The Primacy of Conciousness" and "The Global Brain," Ernie Kovacs' "Kitchen Symphony," and David Deamer's lecture on DNA protein-sequence melodies.

As a professional soda jerk at The Franklin Fountain, Jeff can not only scoop your ice cream, he can also tell you the history of the ice cream in relation to our nation's founding, at the same time if you wish. (Note: While Jeff is required to wear a bow tie to work, I assure you he would wear one anyways were he not. Also it is not a clip on and that’s worth something.)"
Why You Should Vote For Him: UFOs! Bow ties! Ice cream! Count us the fuck in.

18 comments:

lemondisguise said...

i love ufo's and franklin fountain! got my vote.

k said...

WOULD

got my vote too

tomg said...

I could only agree more if I was allowed to vote twice.

Sarah said...

Aw gee, ain't I shmitten? Purrrrrrr.

amanda mello said...

This Shmitten Kitten endorses the Soda Jerk. Oh me oh my!

Zachary said...

Yes ma'am.

ELandes said...

Jeff has this thing on lock down.

Anna said...

Like a parent, I love all my nerds equally. But, I am really pleased to see how positive the reaction has been. Go, Jeff, go!

Blister Keaton said...

There is no other choice.

Anna said...

I love this!

Benjamin said...
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Philly Fug said...

He looks like he plays a mean musical saw.

Lawrence said...

I'll bet he does a lot of black and white photography. We could all learn from him. Gandhi.

tomg said...

Workin that Heinbach magic.

drawonthewalls said...

I still think we should set up Philadelphia's hottest nerd with Geekadelphia's only gal! ...I may be a bit biased though ;)

Corey said...

Jeff wins - hands down.

Carl Mandamus said...

jeffy

Sarah Sauppe said...

very hot

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