Finally, We'll Put Our Judging To Good Use

We are honored to be the guest judges for Varsity Tryouts, a monthly amateur pole dancing contest, on Sunday, September 20th. I've been to this event before before and I had a BLAST. We are going to take over the club, Shmitten Kitten-style. Please join us!

Who knows? Maybe after a few greyhounds, I'll jump up on stage and re-enact scenes from Aerosmith's "Crazy" video. Maybe I'll swing my ponytail around like the lady in Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" video. Maybe I'll jump up on stage with a sash that says "Phys Ed" like the chick does in the "Hot For Teacher" video. On a side note, can you tell that MTV basically raised me? Click on the image below to see it bigger.