Well, it was a close shave but, ultimately, 36% of you voted Ralph as Philly's Sexiest Dude ALIVE! Here he is, chillin' like a sexy dude villain.
Congratulations, Ralph. Your beard is the sexiest beard in Philly, hands down. But, Chris, don't feel bad. You are first runner-up! If for some reason Ralph is unable to fulfill his sexy duties--say he wears socks with sandals out in public or shaves the beard off--you will be first in line to assume his sexy dude duties. Since you fought such a good fight, we honored you, too.
Thanks so much to everyone that voted and campaigned for the fellas this week. Thanks to all of the guys who participated for being such good sports about the whole thing. We love you forever and ever.
Now that's it's all over, what are we gonna do with ourselves? Oh yeah, freakin' DANCE OUR ASSES OFF tomorrow night at the Khyber for our Holiday Dance Party. And, Whipped Bakeshop has been kind enough to provide cupcakes for the occasion which is like yummmmm x a trillion. Just to recap: we will have three amazing deejays and dozens of cupcakes. That's some math I can get behind. See ya there!