Oh great. Courtesy of your short shirt, we now have front row seats to your wiry belly hair convention. Ewwwwww.
Unless he's ripped with washboard abs and he's playing a pick-up football game with his buddies on a sunny day, there is NO REASON a grown man should wear a belly shirt. That little strip of man tummy he flashes us when he reaches up to grab a cereal box on top of the fridge makes us cringe so hard that our eyebrows practically bend in half.
Look at that guy over there! He's acting like he's doing us a favor by tossing us a peek at his pale, clammy hips. We don't know if we should turn our heads in horror or bust in with an armpit tickle to teach him a lesson.
Listen all of you midriff exposing men out there, we're not asking for a lot here, just a shirt long enough to cover your body while you take a long stretch.