- Hot tubs solve all of life's problems.
- If we ever competed on America's Got Talent, picking up cute boys in dive bars is the skill we'd showcase to win the million dollar grand prize.
- We wanna make a shirt and/or bumper sticker that says, "Have you hugged a rapper today?" Because, for some reason, we hugged a LOT of rappers in a short amount of time. And, they were really great huggers! Honestly, it felt like getting a rubdown from a Sharper Image chair. As Ferris Bueller instructed us, if you have the means, we highly recommend picking one up.
“Wanna get together for lunch or dinner/drinks this week?” he texted. I responded without hesitation so he'd feel encouraged and know I’m enthusiastic about the idea. “Sure, how’s Wednesday?” He replied, “I play quizzo Wednesday nights, but I could skip that if you want.” All of my enthusiasm suddenly came to a screeching halt. If I answered with, “Skip that so we can get warm and fuzzy with each other,” he’ll resent me for missing out on all of the Quizzo fun.
So I take the safe route--with an embedded test of his desire--and volley back, “Either one. I’m good for lunch or dinner.” He said, “Let’s do a nice long lunch.” Realllly? He chose Quizzo over me?As frequent quizzo players, we can attest that it's fun, but it's the same thing every time you go. As you said, it's three or four rounds of trivia coupled with copious amounts of beer drinking. It's like sports for people who don't play sports, kinda like mind football. It's not as if he's gonna miss anything if he doesn't show up for a week though. Shrug. We bet that he has a smelly car and a crappy Dell laptop computer. You're better off without him.
I don’t know what this stupid game is other than having something to do with trivia and pints of beer. Now I don’t want to know. I will never play this dumbass game. What red-blooded American male chooses a trivia game over being with a hot chick? Everyone knows a weekday lunch precludes any nooky. You meet, smile gratuitously, flirt, sip one glass of wine, give a hug and a peck and you’re on your way back to work. Now dinner and drinks, that’s a different story. Sexy clothes, pomegranate martinis, getting a flushed feeling in all the right spots; that date is good to go!
And so he went...to Quizzo.