Who he is:
As owner of a shirt and poster screenprinting shop called--what else--Awesome Dudes Printing, Ralph aka PinkBikeRalph, has been classing up the joint around here for a while. He runs an intellectual messageboard Crucial Brutal, which is about bikes, bands, and boobs, and sings for the band El Toro De Oro.
Sit down because there's more. He also is captain of the Brutaltron bicycle club and a mummer with the Mollywoppers N.Y.B. Really, does it get more quintessentially Philly than that?
Why you should vote for him:
LL Cool R. Do you blame them? Having him smile at you feels like slipping into a warm tub of maple syrup. Just trust us, it feels niiiiiice.