Who he is:
Joe Di Buono is a Montreal transplant that plays defense on the Philadelphia Kixx indoor soccer team. Yeah, we didn't know Philly had an indoor soccer team either, but we'll be watching more closely if there's hotties like this panting around the field. He makes us wish we were a bottle of Gatorade that douses him after a winning game. Is that weird? Probably. Do we care? Not at all.
Why you should vote for him:
Joe's a hot yet down-to-earth professional athlete who's traveled the world playing soccer. He speaks French with a swoon-worthy accent. In his spare time, he paints and coaches little kids in soccer. Gooooooooaaaaallllll!