February 18, 2010

Reasons Why We Love Our Readers: Exhibits A through Pee

As if we needed more reasons to love you guys, this little gem popped up on the ol' Craigslist. The title of the post is, "You Peed Down the Stairs at the Shmitten Kitten Party." Read on:
"Ah, my unknown love. I'm not sure what it was that struck me second about you. Maybe it was the way you smiled. Or your dark, stunningly gorgeous eyes. Perhaps it was the way your hair danced over your face.

What struck me first, you ask? I'll never forget it. You stumbled up the stairs, loudly whispering to your friends that you had just peed down the steps of the Khyber.

I swooned.

At that moment... that VERY moment, I knew. You were the kind of girl I could bring home to my folks.

If you see this, email me. We can pee down some stairs together, now and for the rest of our lives."
Yes, it was A GIRL who did that! HAHA! Now this is what I'm talking about! We Motley Crue it UP at our parties. It's like a Ke$ha video in there. We fight for our right (to paaaaar-ty!) Oh man, I wanna print this out and put it on my fridge. Thanks @mssmellymel for sending this along. 


Eric said...

That's a classy gal. It's sad to say I've dated women just as classy as that.

Lisa said...

Yep, I know someone that is just THAT classy.

Anna said...

I once accidentally peed in my own shoe trying to pee in an alley during a frosty New Year's Eve a few years ago. It sucked.

Amanda Nan said...

A friend of mine peed her damn pants at a party once in college, and then proceeded to walk the 2 miles to the late-night food court to eat. With pee-stained jeans.

Jon K said...

Andddddd that's pretty gross, actually. But hey I guess if this dude is into watersports maybe it's a match made in heaven.

Mrs. Priss said...

Stumbled over to your blog and THIS is the first post I read? I think I'm in love. I want to come to the next pee party!

Anonymous said...

I gotta be the one to bring this up and say, People commenting here on this chick's classlessness have never gone to the upstairs bathroom at the khyber, apparently. Very few bathrooms in the city are in worse shape than these. First, it's a unisex bathroom and most of the time one stall is completely backed up and/or overflowing into the floor. I have seen guys pee right into the Khyber upstairs bathroom sink. The steps are way safer and cleaner to pee in, although possibly less public. I almost vomit each time I enter the khyber upstairs bathroom... the doors don't lock... and there is almost never any toilet paper or paper towels to wipe your hands with. I never would have thought of peeing down the staircase, and I hope this girl had a skirt on and faced upwards while making it happen. In fact, I can't believe she got away with it, cause there is usually a door guy sitting down at the bottom checking ID's and collecting money. But as "trashy" as it may seem, that is a creative solution that was probably just a little less sanitary as entering and touching anything in their bathroom.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the last post, the upstairs khyber bathroom is nasty and the chances are she had more privacy pissing down the steps than i the bathroom where someone would open the door onher because they don't lock and everyone n line would have seen her pu**y, I'm a classy lady and popped a squat in the snow last week. No shame.

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