"Ah, my unknown love. I'm not sure what it was that struck me second about you. Maybe it was the way you smiled. Or your dark, stunningly gorgeous eyes. Perhaps it was the way your hair danced over your face.Yes, it was A GIRL who did that! HAHA! Now this is what I'm talking about! We Motley Crue it UP at our parties. It's like a Ke$ha video in there. We fight for our right (to paaaaar-ty!) Oh man, I wanna print this out and put it on my fridge. Thanks @mssmellymel for sending this along.
What struck me first, you ask? I'll never forget it. You stumbled up the stairs, loudly whispering to your friends that you had just peed down the steps of the Khyber.
At that moment... that VERY moment, I knew. You were the kind of girl I could bring home to my folks.
If you see this, email me. We can pee down some stairs together, now and for the rest of our lives."
February 18, 2010
As if we needed more reasons to love you guys, this little gem popped up on the ol' Craigslist. The title of the post is, "You Peed Down the Stairs at the Shmitten Kitten Party." Read on: