We're Facebook friends, you follow me on Twitter, and you subscribe to my blog updates in your RSS reader. You are stalking my entire Internet life! Where am I supposed to make thinly-veiled complaints about you?
Do I have to start some secret, password-protected blog where I can vent about all the stupid things you do, like how you still have a Hotmail email address and you drive like an asshole? It's killing me!
I just want to complain about you to the anonymous masses in a place you'll never see it. Is that too much to ask? Maybe I gotta take this complaining business underground. I need a Fight Club situation where me and a bunch of people can all go and complain about people without them ever finding out who did it.
Well, the site Ex-Boyfriend Dead Letter Office is a good start. It's basically a complainers anonymous meeting. You can anonymously submit letters you'd write to your exes. It's really fun. And cathartic. Try it out!