I have no idea how a grown human can use this teensy weensy bathroom. Everything  in here is tiny. The sink is the size of a child's shoe and the mirror  over the sink is the size of a Pop-Tart. 
If we were  in the roaring '20s, fun-loving collegiates would see how many people they could squish in here for fun. Clark Kent would use this bathroom to change into  Superman. 
But for me to pop in and do a #1, it's a nightmare. I'm basically peeing in a dollhouse. One knee is hitting the sink and  the other knee is slammed against the edge of the bathtub. One elbow is smashing into  the wall and the other elbow is tangled in a shower curtain. As Tobias Funke would say, it's ass to ankles back here!
Clearly, the name "bathroom" is a misnomer because there is no way that  this should be classified as a full room; it's more of a closet. A  bathcloset. It's so tight in here that just walking the one foot from  the toilet to the sink feels like I'm in a Tokyo subway car during rush  hour. 
And, I have to go into the hallway  to brush my teeth because there is no place for my arms to operate in  this cubic foot of terribleness. I'm inadvertently doing the Hokey Pokey dance just trying to get my pearly whites white. And, that just makes me sad. 


7 comments:
Well yeah, that's because you're nine and a half feet tall.
Think about what we dudes have to go through, managing how exactly to manage our junk with these tiny seats.
hahaha this is hilarious. And so true. Also a fave is when guys don't have tiny wastebaskets in the bathroom.
who's tobias funke?
Tobias! David Cross' character in Arrested Development. Google it.
That's why you shit in the bathtub. It establishes dominance and a devil may care attitude. Only then will he kill for you.
The Funke reference had me in stitches. LOVE a girl who can effectively quote some pop cultural references at seriously opportune times.
Found your blog linked on Tiny Ass Apartment and HAHAHA oh my goodness, this is amazing!
looking forward to reading more :)
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