In my head, I'll bet it tastes like some kind of fruity Sparks-esque concoction, but again I'm not sure. I definitely know what a Smirnoff Ice is and I hated guys who went bonkers over the whole Bros Icing Bros thing. I'm gonna assume that this colorful, obnoxious Four Loko bullshit is hitting the same demographic of party robot frat dorks. That's a safe assumption, right?
Don't tell me the flavors Four Loko comes in. I don't need to know. I'm telling you, it won't change my half-informed opinion about this matter. The one thing I'm certain about when it comes to Four Loko is that I don't care for guys who care about it. The end.