November 22, 2010
The brass buttons and upturned wool collar are making winter seem like a good idea and I HATE winter so I hate him for making it look good. Did he pluck the coat from Inspector Javert's wardrobe? Fuck, he's the one that should be arrested for looking so goddam bangabale in a black winter coat. I wanna have his baby (after I bite him in the taint).
Plus, his scarf is a fucking perfect red plaid which makes me want to roundhouse kick him in the testes satchel. It doesn't help matters that his black Beatle boots came to the party and are the perfect ending to his winter coat sundae. I wanna pop that winter coat off him and give him a once-over with my tongue. Fuuuuuuck!