Listen dude, I don't care how hot it can get on the 6 train during rush hour, there is no reason to wear stupid khaki shorts in NYC in the middle of December, especially paired with a puffy North Face jacket. He looks like an uneven grape.
Haha. They changed North Face to Fuck Face.
His athlete's foot-looking Adidas flip-flops with the massaging sole don't help the situation. We're not on vacation in Cancun, and even if we were, his outfit would still feel mildly embarrassing.Word.
I wanna know what motivates these guys to look like complete idiots. Are they afraid that their thighs look fat when paired with some nice Dickies or Dockers? Do they ride a specialized bike with a chain on both sides that keeps ripping holes in those Levi's? WHYYYY?
No, I think they are just trying to prove a nonsensical point about how tough they are when it's 7 degrees, the wind is biting into their kidneys and the snow has found it's way into the spaces between their toes. Yup, that's tough kid, real tough.