April 5, 2011

Hey Dummy, I'm Trying To Eyebang You

See this fixed stare, this playful hair tossing? Notice how I'm whispering in my friend's ear while I maintain eye contact?

I'M TRYING TO GET MY EYEBANG ON UP IN HERE! Soak it in. Let it wash over you. Enjoy it while it lasts until either a) I sober up or b) we step outside and I notice that you have stupid sneakers on.

Your move, hotshot.


The Verbose Anonymous said...

I'd probably be a little more interested if your head didn't keep spinning around like that...

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