I'M TRYING TO GET MY EYEBANG ON UP IN HERE! Soak it in. Let it wash over you. Enjoy it while it lasts until either a) I sober up or b) we step outside and I notice that you have stupid sneakers on.
Your move, hotshot.
April 5, 2011
Hey Dummy, I'm Trying To Eyebang You
See this fixed stare, this playful hair tossing? Notice how I'm whispering in my friend's ear while I maintain eye contact?
I'M TRYING TO GET MY EYEBANG ON UP IN HERE! Soak it in. Let it wash over you. Enjoy it while it lasts until either a) I sober up or b) we step outside and I notice that you have stupid sneakers on.
Your move, hotshot.
I'M TRYING TO GET MY EYEBANG ON UP IN HERE! Soak it in. Let it wash over you. Enjoy it while it lasts until either a) I sober up or b) we step outside and I notice that you have stupid sneakers on.
Your move, hotshot.
1 comments:
I'd probably be a little more interested if your head didn't keep spinning around like that...
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