April 26, 2011

Pro Tip For The Guys: Don't Dress Like This EVER

Not to be Captain Obvious, but please don't dress like a used tampon on our first date. You want me to think about seeing you again, not what kind of giant menstruating woman you've been camping out in for the last four to six hours. The only thing that's missing is a heavy, giant red string dragging behind him. Yuck.



Anonymous said...

It looks like he's wearing a prolapsed anus around his neck.

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