June 7, 2011
Do I Wanna Look At His Hairy Buttcrack Every Time He Bends Over To Grab Another Beer From the Fridge?
Uh, not really. PLEASE WEAR LONGER SHIRTS, SIR! This is a party, not a hairy coinslot convention. The only sprouts I wanna see are the ones next to the carrots in the vegetable crisper.