I would have his child in a heartbeat. And, I'm sure our baby would be born in Nike sneakers, puffy pants tucked into white athletic socks and a badass attitude just like his papa. Our son would emerge from my womb with a tiny guitar in his tiny hands, strumming the chords to "Johnny B. Goode" as he made his way down the birth canal. How cool would that be?
And, not to be a creep, but I would give up cable TV for five years just to be able to run my fingers through Michael J. Fox's hair. I bet it's softer than Falcor's fur. Fuck. I need a cold shower STAT.