I hate these socks. I hate that they exist. I hate that a bunch of sock manufacturers had several meetings about it and all agreed to mass produce these horrible cotton nightmares. Why would they do this to me?!?
I hate the way they look on a guy's body. They're so small! They make his feet like he dipped them in white chocolate or something. His toes look like yogurt-covered raisins. Ewwww. And, these sucky low-rise socks make his ankles look like tree stumps, which is a nose-crinkler. Why am I even thinking about a guy's ankles? Do you see what these socks are putting me through? It's ANKLEMEGEDDON!
And watching him putter around his kitchen in these makes me wanna puke. The heels of his feet are just barely cupped in the cotton which grosses me out. These are basically jock straps for his feet. Ugh. Make it stop! For the love of god, toss in a little more fabric here because this is an anklepocalypse of epic proportions.