|No, THANK YOU for saying something weird |
after we just played tonsil hockey
I don't know why that little "thank you" gets under my skin so much, but it does. It's pathetic, like why wouldn't I want to kiss him? Do people not kiss him a lot? Why? Is there something I should know? Was his face used for a gonorrhea ad or something and he didn't tell me? Is he related to Hitler? My wheels are spinnin', man!
And, what am I supposed to say in response to his gratitude? "You're welcome"? "That'll be five bucks, Mister"? "Actually, your Dad's a better kisser"? See what I mean? Ugh. I don't even want to look at him anymore.
I don't know if he saw someone say it once in a rom-com or what, but he's gotta retire the post-kiss "thank you" immediately because it totally ruined the mood. Whatever. Let's just enjoy the silence as Depeche Mode instructed us.