1. This Ball Park Hot Dog spot:
2. This Kayak.com spot:
Without a doubt, those are the kindest eyes I've ever seen. He must be part-Berenstain Bear or something. I know he's dressed like a square in these commercials, but my intuition tells me that he probably dresses like a grad student; slightly scruffy and low-key. God, I hope he listens to good music. I'd shave off one of my eyebrows just to get a peek at his iPod.
I want to go to the mall with him and make him hold my purse while I shop. I want to rest my head on his belly while we watch "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" on his couch. I want to argue about movie trivia with him and tell him to look it up on IMDB to settle the fight. I want to wait in line for a sold out movie, get impatient, turn to each other and say, "Fuck it!" and go out for Chinese food instead. I want to mess up his hair. I want to set a goofy picture of him cuddling a kitten as the caller ID on my phone when he calls. I want to meet his grandmother and his childhood best friend. I'd be the happiest girl on the planet if he showed up at my door with a bouquet of flowers and a grin.
Does anyone know anything about him or know how to track him down because, not to be dramatic, but if I don't go out for beers with him soon I'm going to kill myself. He's probably married with a beautiful daughter named Cleo or Ruby or some shit. But, if there's an off-chance that he likes giant, loud, busty brunettes, I'm his girl!
[UPDATE! I just found him on Facebook and apparently we have five friends in common. What should I do?]
[UPDATE #2: One of the friends we have in common is a good buddy of mine from high school. This is on some real levels, y'all.]