August 28, 2012

My First 9 Thoughts Upon Seeing This Picture of James Franco Napping With Two Kittens

1. Two kittens? Butt-to-butt? On his lap? Awwww!

2. He was reading. Double awwww! 

3. Those blankets look comfy! Triple awwww!  

4. That couch looks hella comfy. I'd bang out an entire "Million Dollar Listing" marathon on that bad boy. 

5. He has headphones on? I wonder what he's listening to. I hope it's obscure and minimalist. No, wait! I hope it's something with sensitive bearded-man vocals like Fleet Foxes, Band of Horses, or Iron and Wine. 

6. Oh shit, I hope it's Elliott Smith. Please be Elliott Smith! Can I sign a petition to make him be listening to Elliott Smith? 

7. I wanna kiss his neck. I don't even need to kiss it. I'd be happy just smelling it. 

8. His hands look strong; I can see the veins bulging from here. I'd pay him $75 to pull my hair. Whoa. Fuck. I need a cold shower.   

9. How much would it cost to have this photo printed on its own throw blanket? New life goal: have this picture printed on a throw blanket so I can take a nap with James Franco taking a nap on me. Call the "Pimp My Ride" people!


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha most excellent post, all of the above: YES

Anonymous said...

My first thought, "Napping, adorb, sexy man photo? UGH must have been taken by his girlfriend."

Anonymous said...

My first though was ""Napping, adorb, sexy man photo?".

My second thought was "Dude needs to clean up".

*sigh* It's obvious it's been a long time since I've been around a napping adorable sexy man.

mo said...

hilarious post! Especially about having the photo printed on a throw blanket. James Franco just really irks me though.

jose said...

is that a horny ghost hand on his stomach?

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