September 10, 2012

How Do We Feel About Ryan Gosling's Bleached Blond Bad Boy Look?


Sure, this look is for an upcoming movie called "The Place Beyond the Pines," but I wanna know: do you like it? Would you be cool with taking him looking like this to your parents' house for dinner on Sunday night? Would you introduce him to your Grandmother? Would you take him to your high school reunion? Would you squirm if you ran into your successful ex on the street and you noticed him eyeing Bad Boy Gosling's face and hand tattoos and silently judging them?

Or, are you like me where looking at these images of him makes you sad because you realize that you're an adult now and you can't keep dating these Metallica-cut-off-shirt-wearing, cheap cigarette-smoking, blurry-tattooed, Peter Pan mumblers who can't offer you more than above average sex and a dusty, dented can of SpagettiO's in his kitchen cupboard when you ask him if he has anything in his house to eat because you're starving.

What do you think? Tell me in the comments!

9 comments:

Heartshapedscarz said...

You assume all of our grandmom's aren't used to being introduced to men with hand tattoos.
I'd like the look a little more if he had black hair, not yellow bleached eminem hair.

Anna said...

True! I'm based this on my two grandmothers' presumed reactions. I'm sure there are some more open-minded grandmas out there!

Anonymous said...

I can give you an opinion from a grandfatherly perspective. You look really gorgeous in that PhillyMag picture you have posted on your other site. You are too good for a guy who looks like a bleached, tattooed, bad boy. Go find someone stable who will treat you with respect.

Anonymous said...

I was fine with his fat and bald look in Blue Valentine, so I'm certainly fine with this as well! Drool...

Anonymous said...

Bad boy? lol

Ryan is an an obvious beta male. Just a good looking one.

Katharine said...

That's so untrue! He can offer me SpagettiO's *and* a bite of whatever that is he's eating. We'd get matching neck tattoos.

Anonymous said...

"You are too good for a guy who looks like a bleached, tattooed, bad boy. Go find someone stable who will treat you with respect."

Obviously, tattooed men can never treat women with respect. Way to go, Gramps...

Anna said...

Yeah, I rolled my eyes at that bit too.

Anonymous said...

I just met my boyfriend of 2 years for dinner and he was wearing a metallica shirt. lol :D

uh oh?

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