Him: "Hey"See what he just did there? Suddenly, I am the one asking you out and getting frustrated at his lack of interest. It's almost as if he is caught off guard that I even responded. This happens to me, like, once a week. There I was enjoying my peppermint tea and after our brief text exchange, I wanna run both him and my cellphone over with a Mack truck. Thanks, Duder. Thanks.
Me: "Hey! What are you up to?"
Him: "Just made dinner."
Me, getting slightly annoyed: "Cool. Well, what are you up to tonight?"
Him: "Gonna swing by a dive bar and see some buddies."
Me (in my head): ???????
October 13, 2008
I feel like Seinfeld for even asking this, but what is the deal with a guy just texting you, "Hey." What am I supposed to do with that? It's great that he's thinking about me, but couldn't his thought have extended a little further? Like--oh, I don't know--an actual sentence? This is usually how it goes: