Why He's Hot: Hello! He's the best mascot ever! He's like a cross between a Popple, a Fraggle, the Grinch (but waaaaay nicer), and a bathroom mat. Have you ever hugged him? It's like starring in your very own Snuggles commercial. Except instead of smelling like freshly washed baby hair, he smells like little kid sneezes, sweat and lite beer.
Why You Should Vote For Him: Because he can man a hot dog launcher with authority and respect. See?